Well im really up the creek with out a paddle now…

Im sitting on the floor next to a winging baby right now. He wants me to pick him up but i am hell bent on finishing the Blog. Its been a while… because i have been busy with my 4 month old Leto. He is a pooping, feeding, giggling machine and i have honestly absolutely […]

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Posted Mar. 28th, 2012 Written by

Naughty kitties and big bellies…

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So Im finally updating at 40 weeks and 1 day. Enjoy

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Posted Nov. 16th, 2011 Written by

‘Did you pee your pants again mum?’

I’m sitting on the couch next to my husby and I said “I always have trouble knowing where to start these things” So this is how I’m starting it. Started. I am 32 weeks and 3 days and in the last week I have been in an ambulance and in hospital for 3 days and […]

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Posted Sep. 23rd, 2011 Written by

Baby dumps, wet sock sex and Love.

I am 30 weeks pregnant. I feel maybe 30 kgs heavier. 30 years older AND I’m sure i have 30 extra grey hairs. I think the baby has sucked out my brain. I have been saying the stupidest things and doing the stupidest things. Margarine goes in the fridge along with milk! NOT in the […]

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Posted Sep. 8th, 2011 Written by

The day the cat pooed in the sink.

Oh  my lordy, This week is  d r a g g i n g by. I am 27 weeks and 3 days right now and i feel like i have been 27 weeks for at least  5 days. Ha. So i have done a few things though. We painted a cradle that was given to […]

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Posted Aug. 19th, 2011 Written by

I’m no Violet Beauregarde

I am 26 weeks pregnant today. I always hate writing that part for some reason. Odd. So today i have been pondering, its been a while since I’ve looked after a newborn baby, 6 years to be precise. I find myself wondering what the hell will I do with him? Just look at him? I […]

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Posted Aug. 9th, 2011 Written by

I grew a frikken Human today, what the heck did you do?

Hello fellow preggos. I’m sitting at 24 weeks pregnant in a really unattractive dressing gown in a hideous shade of orange, I am not wearing a bra and I haven’t showered yet, I haven’t even brushed my teeth and its 12:30pm, I have thrown a tantrum already because there was no hot chocolate left and […]

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Posted Jul. 29th, 2011 Written by

23 and nice and breezy

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I am 23 weeks and 1 day, and to be honest i feel great. Even if i have broken a chair in the shower and needed help up, developed a nice case of heartburn which has nothing to do with the heart, gotten gigantic breasts, done some random vomiting and grown 2 stretch marks. I […]

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Posted Jul. 20th, 2011 Written by

I’ve become a slave to my own Libido…

Antanika 18-19 Weeks Pregnant

So here i am at 19 weeks pregnant, Do you know what i want to do? … Have sex and eat chocolate biscuits. I think i may be a man. A girly one. I thought i may be one of the only people i know that actually wants to have sexy times with her husband […]

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Posted Jun. 21st, 2011 Written by

Doodles and baginas….

It's a boy! Ultrasound

So here i am. 17 weeks pregnant, drinking a cup of tea and eating a milky way bar. I’m turning in to an old lady. I nap frequently, I have to pee all the time, I almost pee myself when i sneeze and I get out of bed like an invalid. Yep, I’m an old […]

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Posted Jun. 7th, 2011 Written by

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